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8. Let’s face it, all the animals at zoo are chosen for their looks, not their animalistic qualities

Just like Donald Trump likes his women good looking, he also likes animals to look good as well. Addressing a gathering outside New York Central Zoo, Trump looked at an alligator and said, “He is in there because he is good looking. Let’s face it, if it were ugly he would not be here.”

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Trump further added, “It is not that I am against ugly animals but the sad truth is everybody cares about good looking animals. If there were an ugly lion that roars, would you take it? – No!”

When asked to define animal beauty, Trump smirked and winked, “Everything that gets me going can be verified as beautiful”… OK.