14. I will build a 50 feet wall on all playgrounds

When Donald Trump announced his candidacy in June last year, he made an amazing promise;

“We will build a great wall around all playgrounds where children do annoying things. I am made walls my entire career, if you want an impossible wall to build, I am your guy, I will build it.”

Trump says children are annoying and the outside world should not see their tedious activities. When asked how we are going to get the funding for the wall, Donald Trump confidently responded, “Parents of playground going children will pay for the wall”.

PS: When a parent of a playground going child questions Trump, he proposed wall becomes 10 feet taller.