3. If Eric wasn’t my son… I’d be dating him

Donald Trump likes to casually joke about incest with his children. But it seems like Ivanka isn’t the only one who bore the embarrassing comments from his father.

Recently, Donald Trump was asked what if Eric Trump, his son, would pose for the male playboy. Trump’s reply was shocking (well, not really, it is actually not shocking, it is very very Trump):

“I would be disappointed, perhaps not so much. It all depends on how he pulls it off. Eric has a nice body and a great figure for a man. If he weren’t my son, I could very well be dating him.”

Make of that what you will.