#2 Maryland – Kissing For Over 60 Seconds is Forbidden
This kind of legislation exists in multiple red states. In Nevada, a man with a mustache can’t kiss a woman, even if they’re married. In Texas, even flirting is illegal. And, by flirting, they mean anything from a wink to a lap-dance.
#1 Washington – It’s Against The Law to Harass Bigfoot
No human is allowed to bother a Sasquatch in Washington. The state is also a safe zone for any other “undiscovered species.” So, if you find the hide-and-seek world champion – be nice or you’ll be a convict.