#8 Quitman, Georgia – Chickens Can’t Cross Roads

In the town of Quitman, letting chickens roam free in traffic is a misdemeanor. And, sure, it makes sense to have this law in a rural farm town. But why not include all livestock? Clearly, they just wanted to revive the oldest cliche joke in the book. Now, it’s every bit as hilarious as the original (which wasn’t even close to funny).

 Why did the chicken cross the road? ‘Cause she’s a criminal.

#7 Ohio – Only Police Officers Are Allowed to Bite Dogs

It’s okay – cops aren’t allowed to bite any canine they want. An officer can do so if the dog is angry or otherwise unstable and only if they think it’ll calm him/her down.