#4 Arizona – Cacti Are People Too

The maximum prison sentence for cutting down a cactus that grows within Arizona’s borders is 25 years – same as the punishment for murder. Protecting the environment is great but it’s probably not quite as important as protecting human lives. And cacti aren’t exactly endangered species in Arizona.

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#3 Arizona – You Must Get a Permit to Own Multiple Dildoes

Unless you have a permit from City Hall, owning more then two sex-toys is punishable with a $1000 fine. The same law also requires that you “promote ownership” of them, even if you’re under the limit. Unless there’s Dildo Inspectors who audit Arizonians for sex-toys, enforcing this seems totally impossible. Either way, the bill was definitely passed by  Dildo Lawmakers.

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