11. I have sacrificed so much for this country by creating so many jobs, I should be nominated for a Nobel Prize

Responding to parents of a Nobel Prize winner, Trump said he too should be nominated for Nobel Prize. Why? He says he has sacrificed so much for the country by working hard. He said he wanted to be nominated for Nobel Prize. When asked in which category, he said “all of them”.

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“I think I’ve made a lot of sacrifices. I work very, very hard, has any science-man ever done that?”

When asked that building a business empire is not actually sacrifice, Trump responded saying “if I can create thousands of jobs, I can also create thousands of science. And that means I should get Nobel Prize.” The interviewer couldn’t make sense of what he said so he dropped the question and moved on.

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