5. Two-Headed Snake
A two-headed snake seems like it should be a sideshow at the carnival or on the side of the road. “We” is an albino snake. They are the result of two embryos merging in one egg. Two headed snakes are rare and have not successfully reproduced, despite efforts by zoos and researcher.
The two heads have been known to try and eat the other if they get hungry. “We” has been known to try and go in different directions at once. One snake is scary enough to come upon. Double the heads, double the oh heck no!