8. Ordering your Starbucks “to go”

Unless you’re ordering more than one drink “to go”, your beverage is good to go as it is. See that cup? See that cap? See that straw? See that sleeve? See that extra sheet of napkin? Okay, keep going.

9. Asking where the condiments are

There is no Starbucks store too big that you can’t find where the condiments are. If you can locate Starbucks inside Target, you sure can spot the condiment station inside the coffee shop. Get your eyes looking, not your mouth.