6. Pointing out that the barista spelled your name wrong

Congratulations, getting your name misspelled on your cup makes your first Starbucks experience 100% legit!

7. Disturbing the barista to ask the title of the song in the background

This would have been okay if the barista were working in a booth with headphones on while spinning a pair of vinyls instead of mentally recalling all the steps needed to make a triple, venti, half sweet, nonfat, caramel macchiato during frappy hour. Listen to the lyrics and search it on Google – yup, that still works.